Keeping it real

Real life today is as follows:

Today, oatmeal was dumped all over my house, including in my shag area rug, which can't be vacuumed, and must be shaken out.

We have to paint an apartment by tomorrow. This apartment happens to be above a W-I-T-C-H who will very likely yell at us and call us names ( "f*ing low life's", yeah, no joke) for any reason she can come up with during the turning over of this unit. Then she will hate her new neighbors and call to complain constantly.

We have yet another apartment to flip this week, fortunately though, I do not anticipate being called names on this one.

I ran out of laundry soap. I have a mountain of laundry to do. Sad. I do NOT want to go to the store even more than I do not want the old bag yelling at me.

Did I mention the oatmeal all over my house?

I had a delicious dinner planned, but forgot to take the meat out of the freezer to thaw. Sandwiches for dinner now.

We paid bills today. YAY!  (Please note sarcasm)

I am busy.

 WOULD ANYONE LIKE A SIDE OF CHEESE WITH THEIR WHINE?????

Real life is crazy.