Fitted sheets

Fitted sheets are my arch enemy. I've seen Martha Stuart demonstrate the proper way to fold a fitted sheet, but come on people!! She's Martha Stuart! Of course she can do it! I swear the women has two extra arms hidden under her clothes that she whips out when the cameras aren't looking and then she proceeds to say "voila! Perfectly folded sheets!"Or maybe, she has two extra arms that are not visible to anyone! They are her dirty little secret to success. I can hear it now... "Look at me! I can do everything perfect! I can create a work of pure crafty, organized, creative genius and I never EVER get overwhelmed! I can garden, clean, organize, cook and throw a party all in just one hour!!! AND all of my ideas I of course created just to make everyday women feel inadequate!! I am Martha freakin' Stuart!!! You can try but you will fail!! My secret four armed empire will someday conquer the meager little housewives of the world and I will prevail as the queen bee of all homemakers! But until then, I will keep taking there hopes, dreams and money to build my amazing homes with tons of closet space, four kitchen sinks, and I must not forget, my staff!! Soon, They will bow to me and my perfectly folded fitted sheets!!!"