Spider attack.

I was sitting at the computer. I had an itch on my head. I scratched it. Then, it attacked. A medium sized black spider, the quick kind that scurry REALLY fast, webbed down in front of my eyes...from my head!!!!! What did i do? Panic. I screamed, loud. I grabbed the web and threw the spider. Where did it land? On my leg. Then what did i do you ask? Well, I proceeded to panic. I stood up, still screaming sporadically, AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH!!!! I Slowly walked to my sliding glass door,AHHH ,AHHH,AHHH, never taking my eyes off of the spider to make sure it didn't get away, or hide on ME somewhere, and as I get my leg out the door, I brush it off of my leg. Then I proceed to do the freak out dance by brushing my whole body with my hands and making a creeped out noise...you know...Uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!(low and raspy like). As i am doing the creeped out dance what is Clare doing??? LAUGHING!!! Laughing hard!! Cracking up!!! Can't catch her breath kind of laugh!! Apparently, this was a very funny spectacle i was putting on!! Now how do I feel? Paranoid. I can't stop itching and it feels as though there are spiders all over me...especially in my hair. I will be putting Clare to bed now and taking a shower to make sure that I don't have any more stowaway spiders. BLEH!!!!