Clare quotes

Clare: Mommy, whats that smell?
Me: I don't know??
Clare: I FARTED!!!! (GIIIIIIGGGGLLLLE!)

Max: I got you! (As he hits her over the head with a canvas strap)
Clare: HEY! Don't hit me! I'm. your. SISTER!
My interpretation of Max's thoughts following this declaration: Duh, that's why I did it!

Daddy: Clare, give me the Wii remote please.
Clare: No Daddy, I can handle it myself.

We may have some attitude on our hands.